Rick Muntz – Porn Star

As we all sit around smashing Vernors, Corn Dogs, Cheetos, and Busch Light the most brilliant idea came to me. Yes, I love Cheesknuckles but I think my calling is becoming the porn manager/agent for a friend of mine. I won’t go into detail but let’s just say he is well endowed and has a perfect personality for the industry. Dude also claims he can last for hours…(I call bullshit  but if true, just another reason to head to Hollywood) I really think I could take him to the top.

Today, I declare “Rick Muntz” as the next great star. Ron Jeremy will have nothing on our rise. I envision him starring in casting couch and foreign country payment scenes.

He will be featured as a sleaze ball and take the market by storm. The truth is I don’t think its immoral at all. God gave everyone a unique set of skills. Not capitalizing on those skills is a slap in Gods face. It’s time Rick Muntz realizes his situation and cashes in on the gifts he was awarded. Rick Muntz also just declared “If I could live in any era it would be the wild, wild west.” If that mentality isn’t made for porn than I don’t know what is.

Next stop HOLLYWOOD

 

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