Do get it Twisted…

The fellas and I were confused as all hell what the hype was with Twisted Tea. The younger knucklehead girls and the guys they hangout with have been crushing tallboys of Twisted Tea on the weekends. I haven’t seen a more prominent beverage in snap chats the past couple weeks, a couple snaps that we watched over and over. So I had to do some research… I used to work for the distributor in the area that sold the damn things but had never tried them.

Beer Bong Jay, The 100th Running of the Indy 500 campsite MVP, was bonging these fuckers, 24 ounce tall boy twisted teas.”They’re really good for hangovers and they get you fucked up” to which I replied, “I think your still drunk from the night before bub, haven’t given your hangover a chance to rear it’s ugly head”. I bought a 12-pack of Twisted Tea and I couldn’t have been happier with them. I was wasted at one point really letting everyone know “I’ll tell ya what I really fux with these”

It’s essentially the Arnold Palmer aka “the 1/2 & 1/2” or “1/2 tea, 1/2 lemonade” of the booze forefront which which used to be called the John Daly. They may want to reach out to John to be their spokesperson or face of the brand. I think they would be a great fit for all golf tournaments everywhere.

What I would recommend doing is mixing in a twisted tea after every 3-4 beers just as a change of pace and liven up your palate at the pool or lake. Don’t drink these babies all damn day or your liable to develop type 2 diabetes…

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