I Think Doris Burke Is Sexy

Yep, I said it. Doris Burke is sexy as hell. For those of you who don’t know her, she is  a sideline reporter and color analyst for NBA on ESPN and NBA on ABC games. She is also an analyst for WNBA games.


For years I’ve watched her on the tube in fascination. She has that hot middle aged vibe (Formally known as a MILF) going for her. Also, those glasses really rev my engine. Above all else, she’s really good at her job. As an analyst, a commentator, or speaking with players she brings a level of professionalism that is unmatched. There is no denying that a woman who understands and talks sports receives a few votes of approval from most men. My girl Doris gets it. Truthfully, I would take Doris over most women in sports. She is likely one hell of a cook and a great conversationalist. I can see it now. Me and her enjoying s’mores around a bonfire laughing and reminiscing about Lebrons greatness. As far as I can tell she’s currently divorced and focusing on her career. One can only hope she’s a cougar and us knuckleheads have a chance….

Watch her handle the champ perfectly here. (PS: You can tell a lot about a woman by the way she holds that microphone…)















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