The Grown Out Buzz Cut Needs To Go

Has anyone else come across the ridiculous men’s hair style that I’ll formally refer to as the Chia Cut? It’s essentially a grown out buzz cut – What the fuck is that? It’s nice to have plenty of hair but I’m not sure this is the best strategy to maximize a look… Do guys rocking this style walk into the barber and say “Hey, I’d like my hair to be the exact same length all the way around, no layers, nothing. Like a Chia Pet!”

The best example I could find was  former Notre Dame forward, Luke Harangody. It’s perfectly level, like the second cut of a golf course or something. Why not add some personality to it? Maybe a little texture?  Instead I see a face with a sponge on top. It’s confusing the hell out of me.

I dunno, it’s not a huge deal but it’s something that could easily be taken care of and needs to be addressed.


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