Weddings Make People Horny

Last weekend was one for the books. As we’ve said, a real close friend tied the knot and the weekend was a slam dunk. In fact, it was probably the smoothest wedding I have ever been a part of. Absolutely no issues, except for the fact that everyone appeared to be extremely horny.

It’s no secret that a wedding serves as the ultimate aphrodisiac. And why wouldn’t it? Two people loving one another so much turns the whole party on. Women who aren’t married immediately want to be married and those who are married get reminded about the love they once had. Men – well they are cashing in and feeling the love as well.

As I looked around the dance floor it was a sight to behold. The happiest bunch of fuckers just dancing, singing, and loving. We had a live band, delicious food, and drinks for days which set the mood straight… From there, I’m not sure what happened with each couple (You can imagine that for yourself as everyone has their own dark secrets) but I am sure the Toledo hotel turned into a love making tower.

PS: The Toledo Gay Pride event was downtown as well… Everyone was in on the action last weekend!

Congrats to all involved. Especially the bride and groom.

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