Colin Powell Is An Email God

So Colin Powell was recently hacked and quite a few of his incredible emails were leaked. Just look at a few of these masterpieces. We need to get him writing for us here at Knuckles. The balls on this guy as he just tosses shade at everyone. I will say though, some of these are easy attacks. I also once heard that you should never write a work email if everyone in your office could not read it. Powell must have missed that lecture in college.

First – A glorious upper cut at Bill Clinton. Let’s smoke a cigar for this delivery.

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Next he takes on Hillary:

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“I told her staff three times not to try that gambit. I had to throw a mini tantrum at a Hampton’s party to get their attention. She keeps tripping into these ‘character’ minefields,”

“minions repeatedly that they are making a mistake trying to drag me in, yet they still try. The media isn’t fooled and she is getting crucified, The differences are profound and they know it.”

“They are going to dick up the legitimate and necessary use of emails with friggin (sic) record rules. I saw email more like a telephone than a cable machine, as long as the stuff is unclassified. I had a secure machine. Everything HRC touches she kind of screws up with hubris.”

Next is Trump:

“(Trump) a national disgrace” and “international pariah…

“(Trump) is in the process of destroying himself, no need for the Dems to attack him, Paul Ryan is calibrating his position again,”

“the whole birther movement was racist, That’s what the 99% believe. When Trump couldn’t keep that up he said he also wanted to see if the certificate noted that he was a Muslim.”


“Don should just stop talking, He puts his foot in his mouth every time.”

I would love to see Powell hammered with a few buddies at the bar. I’m sure he just rips on everyone and ignores his wife calls and texts while drinking a brew. His go to word is also “dicked” – Man,  I’m going to start using that one more. 


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