Horse Sells For 3 Million & The Auctioneer Is The Star

I’m in the wrong business. Time to buy some horses and start galloping them around my yard. This horse is worth 3 million and he just stands there totally clueless. If I was abducted and a ransom for my return was established I can’t see my parents spending more than $10,000 to get me back. Anything more and I’m dead. Meanwhile the horse gets 3 million…

Also, the damn auctioneer is a real gem. The only way you could get me to sound like that is if someone twisted my balls every time I tried to speak while telling a story.

Example: “I was walking arround… *twist* ggghhtt, gggghhhh heeeey ghhh geeet *release* the park last week”

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