Football’s Horrible Epidemic

Seriously, what the hell are these kids thinking? Another week, another dumbass dropping the ball before they enter the endzone. This week, 2 dumbasses, which makes 3 in the last two Saturdays. September 10th brought Ray-Ray McCloud from Clemson who dropped the ball prior to the endzone, resulting in a review and a touchdown reversal…and a verbal onslaught from Dabo Sweeney.

This past Saturday, Oklahoma’s Joe Mixon, did the same fucking thing, dropping the ball as he was about to score. Somehow, the officials up’d Mixon’s dumbassery (just made that word up) and did not review the obvious drop. How the hell? The Buckeyes didn’t need the help, but this isn’t about them. What the goddamn shit is going on that an entire crew, game officials and replay officials, miss that?!

For pete’s sake man. Hold on to the friggin’ ball!

Oh but don’t worry, the stupidity continued in the Cal-Texas game. Cal running back, Vic Enwere, joins a long list of morons by dropping the ball. Somehow, he too is bailed out by the referees, who review it and incorrectly rule there was no immediate recovery. HOW?! Revoke their licensing immediately. Fire em, fire em all!

Judas priest–as Stink would say.

Ok, seriously, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!?!? ARE YOU THAT EXCITED ABOUT CELEBRATING A TOUCHDOWN (ONE YOU DIDN’T SCORE BY THE WAY) THAT YOU HAVE TO DROP THE GODDAMN BALL???

Now obviously, these guys aren’t the first–22 times in the last 11 years–nor will they be the last, but come the fuck on. IMO this is the stupidest play in all of sports. Thats right, in ALL of sports, not one single thing is dumber than this “premature dropulation”.

G.

HOF of Dumbasses courtesy of: Slate



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