Teacher Headline: “Lick Me Where I Fart” – Seriously

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I saw this headline on yahoo and couldn’t help myself. I mean, your not going to read that and not address it. Apparently this teacher is so nuts that it’s not her first time talking shit to her students. Here are a few others reported:

•telling a student who brought coffee to class, “Get that f–king thing out of here”

•branding one student a “bloody pedophile”

•telling a pupil, “I have never said this to a student before but f–k you”

•telling her class, “It’s debate, not masturbate”

•quipping, “You mean a bribe? I’d be able to s–t for a week ’cause of all that fiber,” after the student offered to buy her muffins in exchange for a passing grade

•declaring in class that one female student looks like a frumpy old lady today

I for one give her an A+ for the creativity. I also think she should masturbate rather than debate on occasion. It might help with her anger. Incredible line there. Using academia and sex in one phrase.  I love the “teacher sleeping with a student” stories (So Does Uncle Stink) but in this case I’m thankful she was only throwing them shade. Not the best looking teacher I have ever seen.



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