If I see anyone riding one of these around an airport I might yell bomb and point at them. What losers. There is absolutely no way in hell you will find me sitting like an asshole and zipping around with my knees up. There comes a point in life when something just goes to far. This is one of those points. They look ridiculous and the only people that should be qualified to ride them are children under the age of 11. The only positive I can find is that it would not accommodate fat people.
PS: You would be flying if you combined it with the walking treadmill.
They see me rollin They hatin Patrolling they tryin to catch me ridin’ dirty