Fan In Gorilla Suit &‘All Lives Matter’ Shirt Sucks At Running From Security

These people are total idiots. Nothing about running on a field is funny. What’s even worse is the people who do it typically suck ass at avoiding security. I swear to god, it would be 15 minutes before they caught my ass. It would take a marksman sniper with a tranquilizer gun from the press box to stop me. For months leading up to the event I would work on my stamina and long distance running. From there I would duck, dodge, and dip the shit out of them until the whole damn place was bored. I would never be caught. Would look something like this…

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