Andrew Benintendi is the 22 year old left fielder for the Boston Red Sox who has replaced Bryce Harper as the ballplayer most likely to bang any chick he wants. When you mix his flow with his baseball skill, well shit, hopefully it’s laundry day because panties across the country are soaked. Moving forward I expect him to be a key player for the Red Sox. I also expect him to join Tom Brady as another Boston heartthrob. He has the power, the bat, and the defense will improve going forward.
I also hope he doesn’t have sex legs from all the fucking he’s likely been doing. We need him standing tall in the batters box. Not all limp dick exhausted. During the off-season he can slam but right now he better be rested.
PS: I felt really weird typing “Sexy Adam Benintendi” into the Google search. But hey, our Knuckle ladies need some eye candy as well. J-Hoe has so much ass on here, they probably feel left out.