Andrew Benintendi Pulls Buns

Andrew Benintendi is the 22 year old left fielder for the Boston Red Sox who has replaced Bryce Harper as the ballplayer most likely to bang any chick he wants. When you mix his flow with his baseball skill, well shit, hopefully it’s laundry day because panties across the country are soaked. Moving forward I expect him to be a key player for the Red Sox. I also expect him to join Tom Brady as another Boston heartthrob. He has the power, the bat, and the defense will improve going forward.

I also hope he doesn’t have sex legs from all the fucking he’s likely been doing. We need him standing tall in the batters box. Not all limp dick exhausted. During the off-season he can slam  but right now he better be rested.

PS: I felt really weird typing “Sexy Adam Benintendi” into the Google search. But hey, our Knuckle ladies need some eye candy as well. J-Hoe has so much ass on here, they probably feel left out.

New York Yankees v Boston Red Sox
BOSTON, MA – AUGUST 10: Andrew Benintendi #40 of the Boston Red Sox reacts during the fourth inning of a game against the New York Yankees on August 10, 2016 at Fenway Park in Boston, Massachusetts. (Photo by Billie Weiss/Boston Red Sox/Getty Images)






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