It’s official! The Clam Hammer himself is moving in. Rick Muntz will be a resident of the NEST sometime toward the end of October. We are excited to have him, for however long that might be. I’m sure the jokes will be plentiful as Rick always has some of the best one liners. He’s truly a breath of fresh air in a world that’s so fast and materialistic.
My main concerns:
- Does the water level in my toilets need to be lowered? That cock hangs.
- Do we have enough Hair Shampoo for his flow?
- Will I see a busted ass Mitsubishi Eclipse pull into my driveway someday?
- Will he break shit if Barcelona loses?
- Will he put a Jet Ski in my pool to practice his unbelievable Jet ski talents?
- Will he also keep quiet late at night while he watches and practices his martial arts?
- Will his Porn Career finally take off with my surveillance on him 24/7?
Overall this experience is sure to be a good one. The official cock length of our residency just went up about 12 inches so the nest is “growing.”
I’m excited as well because the Rick Muntz Saga is sure to continue. We can’t have any of this though.