Nicholas Cage’s shitty acting is back and in full force

army.jpgNicholas Cage is by far one of the worst fucking actors out there… Plain and simple. He’s so bad, that he makes it enjoyable to watch the movies he’s in. Now don’t take this the wrong way, I’m just a human being who watches movies not a critic but my personal opinion is that he sucks ass. His latest movie “Army of One” is described as:

An American civilian sets out on his own to find Osama Bin Laden.

I feel that is incredibly understated. His character “Gary Faulker” has to be mentally ill by some stretch to attempt to track down Osama Bin Laden by himself. So Cage is actually well suited for this role. Check the Trailer:

First off, whats with the fucking voice Nick?! Fucking terrible. Someone also sucked in Russell Brand to play “Jesus” which is Faulkner’s imagination playing tricks on him. Alright, Alright, who wrote this fucking thing? Who cares I guess, I may or may not check this out just based on how bad it will most likely be…If I do, I’ll review it for you guys. Here’s a clip of the Real Gary Faulkner and David Letterman 6 years ago of the guy and his adventure…

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