Sneaking under the carousel counters at events, walking under limbo sticks, hide and seek, cheap children’s clothes/shoes, and now add twerk humping as a few benefits of being a midget. In almost no case would I want to be a midget except here. Lord almighty. This little guy is getting an entire ass to the face. Better watch out though, pink eye is a real possibility… One loose fart and he’s in trouble. You can even see the worry on his face. Like he’s going to be hurt or something.