Taylor Swift Claims She Got Her Tiny Butt Grabbed

Swift stands between David Mueller and another woman at a 2013 meet-and-greet. Swift has her arms around Mueller and the woman. The then-DJ appears to have his right hand behind her lower back, possibly on her butt.

“Right as the moment came for us to pose for the photo, he took his hand and put it up my dress and grabbed onto my a** cheek and no matter how much I scooted over it was still there,” Swift said in her deposition. “It was completely intentional, I’ve never been so sure of anything in my life.”

Mueller has denied the accusations.

Here is the pic… You be the judge.


Now I’ll start off by saying that Mueller looks like a creepy dude. I could totally see him grabbing Swift by the ass. He just has that scum vibe… However, the soon to be free leader of the world grabs them by the pussy so I can’t imagine a handful of  ass cheek is all that bad anymore, right?

I’ll also deflect to the NFL instant replay ruling philosophy. If this picture was challenged by Swift I would say there’s inconclusive video evidence and the ruling on the field (No ass grab) “Stands as calls.” I won’t say its “confirmed” because again, Mueller looks creepy and that hand can’t be accurately judged.

I also feel like Swift would have already wrote a song about Mueller if it did happen. She has a history of doing that. Maybe call it “Cheeky, sneaky, YOU.” Make it all cryptic and shit.

In the end none of this would have been an issue if she had the most bad ass security guard I’ve ever seen with her. I mean, look at this son of a bitch just riding along at Disney World.


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