A few nights ago while wandering over to the ever delicious Kroger meat section I stood in childlike wonder and gazed down at all the mouth watering meats. Each slab laid there like a babe in a window of the red light district waiting to be picked. And in that moment a rather new and interesting slab stood out. The curiosity got the best of me and I selected The Steak Spring Roll as my suitor.
Now I’ve never ate one of these damn things, and I had no clue what was in it. Instead I was excited to try something new. So last night I cooked the bitch up and what followed was magic.
JUST IN: Steak Spring Rolls are fucking delicious. Just imagine this – It was a slab of steak wrapped around cheese, asparagus, and red pepper. The moment I realized cheese was it’s center piece a single tear ran down my cheek… I actually made two of them and it took every ounce of my internal strength not to eat both.
So to everyone out there – Steak Spring Rolls get an 8.8 out of 10 knuckles. Go to your local Kroger and get one.
And to any vegetarians. GROW UP