Tiger is Back and on the fucking prowl…

Tiger Woods has officially made his golf comeback and the results are not completely in but he has made some headway with his game. I have a lot of confidence he has a secret network of hookers keeping him tame and allowing for his game to flourish once more. Probably sliding through the Local Perkins Pancake House…

perkins

“Welcome back Tiger, what can I get for you?” -Waitress
“Hello Nancy, Ill have the usual” -Tiger

The usual can only mean one thing… a “flesh pound sesh” out by the dumpster with Nancy bent over and Tiger with his pants at his ankles. No Time for dessert he tees off in an hour. Can’t play golf on a empty stomach and a full faketigernut.

But look at this fucking impostor trying to reap the benefits of Tiger’s hard earned discount and pussy privileges. This guy makes me sick. Get some clubs and earn your way to the top of the food chain dickhead. Dude was cocky enough to take a quick selfie before trying to pull this stunt. Good Luck buddy. In all seriousness, Tiger is back playing golf with new clubs and a new swing, which may not look the prettiest but unique and he’s feeling confident with it. His comeback will be great for golf and it’s ratings and I of all people welcome him back. Today Tiger shot a -7 under, 65 in the second day of the Hero World Challenge. Yesterday, he started out hot with a -3 under front nine and faltered a bit on the back nine with a 40. Gotta give the guy credit he’s definitely putting the pedal to the metal. I wish him success moving forward on the course and in the bedroom.

Advertisements

Comments are closed.

Create a free website or blog at WordPress.com.

Up ↑

%d bloggers like this: