Man With Bionic Penis Keeps Getting Offers For Sex But He’s Super Tired

Mr Abad lost his manhood and one testicle when he was dragged under a car for 600ft in Huddersfield, Yorkshire, when he was just six years old.

The 44-year-old, from Costorphine, told a national newspaper that since his operation he has received 50 messages from women who want to sleep with him.

He said: “I get a lot of messages from women online who ask if I will have sex with them. “They’ve heard about my bionic penis and they want to try it out. “They are very intrigued and think I can make love for hours.”

He adds: “It’s not that I don’t want to (have sex) and I get offers but I have been so busy with work. I work 14-hour shifts every day and by the time I get home I’m just too tired for sex.”


What a tough life for this poor sucker. Offers of sex from curious ladies, receiving messages on the regular, and so exhausted from the daily grind that he’s too tired to have sex… Man, when will Mr. Abad catch a break?

Actually, to me it sounds like he caught his break at 6 years old when he lost his dick… I mean, he built an 8 inch bionic peener. Every other guy is stuck with what they got but not Mr. Abad. He got to construct one like a visit to Build A Bear. Plus it’s not like you sexually use the thing till about 15-16 years old. He had time to fix it.

Also, the most honest penis evaluation can be done with one simple question – “If God gave you the choice to get a new penis despite the fact that it could be larger or SMALLER than the one you currently have, would you take that chance?”

In this case, Mr. Abdad was a lock. I also love how practical he was when choosing 8 inches. Most guys would get all carried away and go for 10+ inches which would be a mistake. Keep it functional for all.

He sure looks happy.

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