South Carolina Bill Would Ban Porn & It’s Totally Unfair For Super Horny People

Lets face the facts… People LOVE porn. According to Forbes the porn industry is a 14 billion dollar industry. So before you start thinking I’m some sicko, look in the mirror or better yet, your significant others google history. It’s there, the numbers don’t lie, people are watching porn in record numbers.

And because of that interest, a new law be proposed in South Carolina is very troubling and might start a dangerous trend. This new bill would require manufacturers to install “digital blocking capabilities” on their computers that would ban access to internet porn. The bill would also require users to pay a $20.00 fee for access, which is some of the most ridiculous bullshit I’ve ever heard. This would essentially be a MANDATORY tax on 90% of the men and a good portion of the women because you know they can’t help but pay it. South Carolina seems to be one of the horniest states in the country. I have no scientific proof but it feels that way. After a vacation to Myrtle Beach the trip home was always felt a bit more frisky than usual. There’s something in the ocean…

It’s also $20 out of the pockets of hard working men and women. People who struggle with a higher than normal sex drive will have no choice but to pay, despite any financial troubles they might be experiencing. I promise you, if it comes down to milk and bread for the family, or a yearly subscription to online porn, most men are choosing porn every time. The milk and bread can wait.

Despite all of this its unlikely this bill will come close to passing as I would expect a rebellion by the great people of South Carolina. No Representative is going to risk re-election by being the person that blocked porn from its constituents.

Just don’t take for granted the free porn era we live in. Someday it might be gone.



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