Man ESPN, you’re getting to be as bad as MTV. I just mentioned to Ted that TV programming is absolute shit these days and companies or networks are shoving that shit right into our mouths. ESPN will be providing an app or version of fantasy sports for the how The Bachelor, Nick Viall, selects his ladies.
Format: Every week, those who will waste their time, watching this dude attempt to find “love” will try to predict the Final Four Women who take Nick to their hometowns to show off “where they came from”(I don’t believe the actually come from these areas, shit is an act…) and who will get his final rose and immediately after a fucking engagement ring…*whispers “psycho”* For every time someone gets a prediction correct, players will receive points that are entered into a grand-prize drawing:
- Trip for 2 to LA
- 2 Tickets to Disneyland(Disney World is Much Better)
- 2 Tickets to the after show couch interview The Bachelorette: After the Final Rose
You can also predict whats going to happen in future episodes that they already know happened for more points. Likely Example, some chick calls another chick out and they form alliances with one another to make each other look bad. The more I think about it I might be all about this shit…The show and the process of bickering over which babe he ends up with is a pretty common occurrence with the ladies as they get together to smash bottles of wine in their yoga pants… Might not be a bad idea to invite yourself over to watch with a group of gals. As they get all worked up over this dude they may lean on you for some love…meanwhile you’re thinking of some pretty, pretty, pretty good looking women.
Here’s my Top 4 based on looks alone(Left to Right):
Danielle L, Danielle M, Liz, & Corrine. Leaning Heavy on Danielle M right now… OOOWEEE!
Next season of The Bachelor airs Monday, Jan. 2 at 8 p.m. ET on ABC.
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