All week you’ve fought with your backs against the wall. Scratching and clawing blood, sweat, and tears to close that deal. With hope fading and 5:00 on Friday approaching a last ditch effort comes through! You close that fucking deal at 4:59 for the win! With excitement you double flip your boss the birds. Deal close, cash made, weekend time, bitches. Enjoy the weekend, Knuckleheads. You deserve it!