Trumps Wall Is Our Real Life Opportunity To Join The “Nights Watch” & I’m Pumped

As he pledged, Trump has ordered a wall to be built along the Mexican border and as a fan of “Game of Thrones” how can I not be excited!?

Finally, I can live out my dream as a member of the Night’s Watch in a real life scenario. And thankfully the Mexican version will actually be better than GOT’s version. Instead of miserably cold weather I’ll be wearing sunglasses and catching some rays in style.

So my pledge:

Night gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no wife, hold no lands, father no children. I shall wear no crowns and win no glory. I shall live and die at my post. I am the sword in the darkness. I am the watcher on the walls. I am the fire that burns against the cold, the light that brings the dawn, the horn that wakes the sleepers, the shield that guards the realms of men. I pledge my life and honor to the Night’s Watch, for this night and all the nights to come. – Ted

Piece out to my fiancé, the NEST, my future children, and all the glory I have obtained over these 28 years for my watch begins….

Until a week in and of course I want a beer, sex, or just some god damn fun. At which point…

 



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