Who wants to run a 5K then get buzzed up? I’m in! Glass City 5k is around the corner…

Uncle Stink enjoys running from time to time? I’m not sure I would say “I enjoy running” but I don’t mind it. The only reason I do it right now is to get this bod in exceptional form for the pools of Las Vegas and our Cheeseknuckles pool parties we host in the summer months, to which we booze till I’m rocked, slamming corn dogs and pizza as a way to sober up, but that’s neither here nor there. I used to run track and cross country back in the day as a means of conditioning for basketball and baseball. I’d occasionally run in some 5k’s for fundraisers and I think it’s about time I pick that shit back up…

The Mercy Health Glass City Marathon is Sunday April 24th but they offer other race events as well. I can tell you this, my ass can NOT run 26.2 miles. But some friends reached out about doing the 5k race as a group and I’m taking them up on the invite. Everyone else is more than welcome to join and that’s why I’m throwing the idea out there. Get your asses back in shape before summer hits. The event will be hosted on the Sunday April 24th.If you sign up today its $35 which includes:

  • Cotton T-Shirt(People fucking love t-shirts)
  • Marathon Exposition
  • Commemorative Finisher’s Glass Mug(What’s another mug to the collection?)
  • Commemorative Finisher’s Keepsake Medallion(I would actually tell them to keep this shit)
  • Chip Timing Services
  • Results Book
  • Post Race Massage(Hell Yeah…)
  • Entrance into the Post Race Party(Let’s get after it!)
  • Registration & Packet Pick-Up

Thing is after the race they give you those mugs to enjoy a few cold ones at the post race party. with the other finishers. It’s a well deserved reward for your Sunday workout. Think about it and hit us up via our Twitter, Instagram, or any other means if you want to join us for the event.

This is probably a good look into how I’ll approach the race and this is probably the one time that I’ll compare myself to Captain America instead of Iron Man…

See you at the finish line bitches!

Here’s the website for the event explaining all the details:
Medical Mutual Glass City 5k



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