Chip & Joanna Gaines Leaving Waco & Marriage Trouble!?

The stars of “Fixer Upper” (Chip & Joanna Gaines) are currently the greatest couple in America. Chip is funny and handsome while Joanna rocks that sexy woman next door vibe and she’s sophisticated as hell. Together they’re a delight and I guarantee their sex life is off the charts. They reek of kinky and Joanna can likely suck the sheets through Chip’s ass…

Now, with all of this in mind it’s important to know that they’ve lived in Waco, Texas forever. Their show is located there and it seems to be the perfect location for their lives, which is why I’m worried. The pair revealed at an event on Tuesday that they are considering relocating as their four kids grow… And the locations they want worry me for their relationship.

It sounds like Chip would like Las Vegas (strippers, gambling, drugs) and Joanna would like NYC (penthouses and men with serious money). Both of these places sound like real trouble and trust me – if Chip and Joanna’s marriage unravels then there’s ZERO hope for the rest of us.

Just look at the hesitation in this comment by Chip – “Waco is our meet in the middle spot: half big city, half tropical —maybe not. We talk about it. We’ve been to Kansas City a lot recently and have just fallen in love with that community,” he said. “Salt Lake, every time we go there it just kind of really inspires us, obviously New York City for Jo. There are a few cities across the country that we would possibly consider if Waco did not work out.”

The spot highlighted in red is a scary sign. Chip has never said her or me, it’s always us or we. Shit, the entire paragraph is we until the NYC location comes up. They’re a beautiful pair and we need to keep a close eye on them going forward. Overall, I hope they make it and don’t move anywhere. Or else, it will likely be another sad ending to one of my favorite couples.

They are perfect! Shockingly they are only worth an estimated $1 million dollars. Maybe that’s the problem…

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