Bat Flip Friday

feIt’s the end of the week and you have procrastinated since Monday on a report that the piece of shit boss has demanded. Fuck, you are going to fail when suddenly you buckle down and quickly crank some shit out. In the last moments of Friday you toss that pain in the ass report on the bosses desk like a badass and walk out just prior to 5:00 – Middle fingers blazing and big dick slanging.

No need to sweat the biz, it’s the weekend, Knuckleheads and god damn do you deserve it. Your last second miracle heave of a report should come as no surprise, you beautiful son of a bitch.



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