They said it couldn’t be done. A report was due in hours and all week you twiddled your thumbs. Even Richard & Kathy in accounting were all over your ass this time and you were sure to get fired. With the heavy load of work and minimal time left it was impossible to finish.
And then it begun, one page, one sale, and one task after another the comeback mounted. With heavy momentum and seconds left even Kathy and Richard became nervous of your staggering success… Then BOOM! – Finished at 4:59! Report in hand and perfect! Boss happy, while the assholes in accounting sobbed!
You did it, you made another weekend, Knuckleheads! Enjoy, you deserve it!