Condoms Clog The Drain At A Massage Parlor That Offers More Than Hand Jobs

A husband and wife accused of running a prostitution ring posing as a massage parlor in northwest Austin were revealed after hundreds of condoms clogged part of their sewage system.

After getting a tip from the property’s management company about possible prostitution at the massage parlor. It was the second such tip the Austin Police Department had received in the last three months.

The company said they had recently taken over the property and became aware of the problem when an industrial waste disposal unit connecting the property to the city sewer became clogged and destroyed by the condoms.

Several tenants had already contacted the company, concerned that prostitution was taking place at Jade Massage. Investigators found that husband and wife Joseph Emery, 54, and Juan Wang, 49, were listed as the tenants for the business.

Police found that just two days before, on Feb. 5, Wang was stopped during security screening at Austin-Bergstrom International Airport after a number of small duct-taped bundles of cash were found in her carry-on luggage, totaling $30,000.

Wang told an officer she was on her way to China for a medical procedure and needed the money to pay for it. She said the money was from Jade Massage, where she claimed to make $20,000 a year. When the officer pointed out that she was carrying more than a year’s worth of income, police say Wang became “visibly nervous” and had difficulty answering any more questions. Link


Of course someone with the name “Wang” was operating a pretty lucrative massage parlor complete with sexual favors. Makes sense. And the amount of cash Wang pulled in makes this a good business model…Until getting caught.

Also, the standard massage was about $60 – Which is a hell of a deal when you consider I pay over $100 at Massage Envy in Maumee and nothing close to sexual favors get performed. Maybe a thigh high hand worthy of a quick tickle, but that’s about it. I actually feel ripped off after reading this.

The good – Glad to see they were using protection. Clogging the pipes with rubbers is very responsible in the grand scheme of things. I also wonder how many dudes were getting an absurd amount of “back rubs.” Telling their wives weekly about a horrible knot they just can’t seem to shake… “Ah honey! I pulled my back on the ol’ ladder once again. Damnit! I guess I need a back rub tomorrow…shucks”



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