Author Archives

  • Hensville

    As of two weeks ago I am a new resident of Downtown Toledo, OH. We all grew up in the suburbs of Toledo and until recently have only ventured downtown occasionally. But I’ve gotta say, Toledo is on the up… Read More ›

  • 10 days of Stone Age

    Tuesday, February 16th @ 1:00 pm, I got my life back. 10 days without Internet. No Netflix, no video games, no cheeseknuckles, porn that has to buffer because your phone is on a 3G network. Do you know how hard,… Read More ›


    How great is this guy. We’ve all seen the ESPN commercials starring Peyton and little bro Eli. He turned Nationwide is on your side into chicken parm you taste so good. I don’t care what you say, this dude is… Read More ›

  • The next National Holiday

    No I’m not talking about Valentine’s Day or any other bullshit Hallmark holiday. Let’s take a second and think about what America should turn to for the next National holiday. And I’m not talking about a day we recognize but… Read More ›

  • A 10, a motherfuckin 10.

    I know I know, she’s been an Internet and Instagram sensation for months now. @paige_spiranac Not only is she a blonde bombshell whom spends her time modeling and taking ridiculous selfies in next to nothing, she’s a scratch golfer on… Read More ›

  • Cheers..

    As I stood on the corner of Huron St. And Monroe St. of downtown Toledo, drunk as shit, leaning up against a light pole teetering between passing out standing up and puking everywhere, nearing 3:15 am on Sunday morning I… Read More ›

  • It’s here

    It’s what we live for, every week. You start thinking about it around the same time I do, Monday morning, 8 am. Then It shows up at different times for everyone, I’m up and at it around 5:30 am, but… Read More ›

  • Jordan Spieth The perfect All American kid.

    He’s 22. He’s the #2 player in the world. He currently reigns over 2 major championships, the two most prestigious. He probably wears the green jacket to bed every night and grabs a fucking banana out of the U.S. Open… Read More ›

  • Great White Buffalo

    “She was an Australian foreign exchange student when I was in college. Two semesters of a bangin’ body, great tits and a tight little ass. She’d get all dressed up, wearing next to nothing grind my cock off at the… Read More ›

  • “That Guy”

    It’s Monday, after a borderline bender of a weekend. Up at 5 am .. shower, coffee, work for 12 hours. Monotonous. Straight to the gym after work, trying to sweat out the toxins that are still lingering. I’m a YMCA… Read More ›